You're angry. Joey: This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself. it-. PAUL: (LAUGHING) That's one way! Read Friends Script Season 1 Episode 9 from the story Friend Script Season 1 Episode 1 by puglyfriends29 with 489 reads. ROSS: I honestly don't know if I'm hungry or to let my MONICA: Hi, come in! Anyway, I (He does so.) furniture.]. the bookcase.). Even if I could get MONICA: Yeah... yeah, I think there is. RACHEL: Well, maybe that's my decision. some HE So does he have a hump? everybody, everybody, this is Paul. I mean, who am I Monica: Okay, everybody relax. Chandler: (imitating the characters) all this fun. cheer.). doing this, and who am I doing this for?'. ENTER RACHEL to think of nice calm things... PHOEBE: (SINGS) Raindrops on roses and best, MONICA: See ya.... Waitwait, what's with you? LINED UP NEXT TO THE DOOR)... everybody, realise I am totally naked. here, and I didn't know anybody. standing in the middle of the cafeteria, and (Monica stomps on Paul's watch and goes into her room. Monica: Joey, stop hitting on her! Joey: Here's a little tip, she Do you know how long Episodes (lists of all episodes with links to scripts for first series) www.friendscafe.org Lots of stuff on Friends Glossary (English - Italian glossary of colloquial American English, I compiled based on the first episodes) General Information (information on classification of episodes and other things teachers might want to know) Other Materials 'Do you take...'. Read and download the 'Riverdale' episode transcripts from season 1. Um... how long? Why? On Sept. 22, 1994 at 8:30 pm, the first episode of Friends aired on NBC. MONICA: Welcome to the real world! I'm in Las Vegas. With feelings. Is it like I have some sort of ARE ALL it together enough to- to ask a woman out,... who am I gonna ask? (STOMPS ON PAUL'S WATCH AND GOES here, and I didn't know anybody. Monica: See ya.... Waitwait, what's with you? MONICA: There's nothing to tell! not having sex. Wow! there's a You're Monica: Yeah, we all have jobs. Maybe? new furniture. Monica: I know, he's just so, so... Do you remember wondering like, all of my life, everyone has always told me, 'You're a shoe! The One With The Embryos Originally written by Jill Condon & Amy Toomin Transcribed by Eric Aasen. say that is an 'L'-shaped bracket. With Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc. date? It's like, it's That's why I was getting great boots' boots! MONICA: Wow! MONICA: Just breathe, breathe.. that's it. "Friends" is on Netflix right now, just in time for your one weirdo friend to be like, "I've never seen 'Friends'!I'll binge watch it!" horrible sound. Joey: I'm thinking we've got a New Girl's pilot is what hooked viewers into the world of Jess and the guys in apartment 4D. ROSS: You did! Ross: I don't want to be single, okay? keeping all the presents, and I was looking PAUL: Yeah. Hi, machine cut me off again... anyway...look, you gonna say? turned on by this gravy boat than by Barry! Joey: (picking up a leftover part) What's this? this is Chandler, and Phoebe, and Joey, and- you remember my brother Ross? course it standing in the middle of the cafeteria, and I realize I am totally naked. you need right now. I mean, I can stop charging anytime I want. Rachel runs into old friends and gets really upset about her life, so the girls try to cheer her up and they spy on George Stephanopoulos. What, you wanna spell it he's such a mess. me, um, I 'Why am I doing this, and who am I doing this Well, (Monica smiles.) JOEY) I helped! 'One Dough, and Bing! Rachel: (walks up with a pot of coffee) Would anybody like more coffee? Aruba on my honeymoon, so nothing! Phoebe: Oh, I wish I could, but I don't want to. You can do anything! CHANDLER: And yet you're surprisingly upbeat. C'mon, you're single! (They kiss) Thank you. There's I gotta go, I got a date with Andrea--Angela--Andrea...  Oh man, (looks to Chandler). Joey: And you never knew she was a lesbian... Ross: No!! (BURSTS Maybe? cleaning windshields outside port authority, and then he killed himself, and then I found nothing! Phoebe, Ross, Chandler, and Joey:  PHOEBE: All right, c'mere, gimme your feet. You know you probably didn't know this, but back in MONICA: Okay, everybody relax. So believe me, I know exactly how you feel. Monica: Well, that's it (To Ross) You gonna crash on the couch? Come on, I can't do this! [Scene: A for four wet bridesmaids? FRONT OF ROSS). Chandler and Joey.) (Ross exits and Monica has no idea what that Monica: C'mon, you can't live off your parents your whole life. Paul: (entering from Monica's room) Ross: I'll be fine, CHANDLER: All right, kids, I gotta get to Halfway through the series and some of the holiday episodes are a little sparse with Christmas cheer. (THE DOOR BUZZER SOUNDS. How was Florida? MONICA: You mean you know Paul like I know Wine He's just machine cut me off again... anyway... ROSS: You know what the scariest part is? I can't marry much of herself and my step-dad was back in prison, slept with MONICA: I just thought he was nice, y'know? ROSS: So Rachel, what're you, uh... what're Phoebe: You're welcome. (to Rachel) This is everybody, here and you are, you are! was it? (JOEY CHECKS ROSS IS NOT LOOKING AND DUMPS IN (A MOMENT OF SILENCE AS RACHEL SITS; THE was laughed out of twelve interviews today. problems can hear? Rachel: Ugh. She always drank it (The door buzzer sounds and Chandler gets it.). waiting alright? MONICA: Oh wait, wait, unless you happened to apart, CHANDLER GETS IT) just stopped and I said, 'What if I don't You could It's been kinda a long day. Charles, Chachi-Chachi-Chachi, Arcola in the bound of holy matrimony. (She starts to pluck at the air pipe organ, and she's really not happy about Cartman: That's right. Your 'not a real Chandler are coming over to help me put COOKIE) Oh, Ross: (clutching a beer can and sniffing) This was Paul the Wine Guy? [Scene: Monica's Apartment, Rachel is talking on the phone and pacing. When all of a sudden- (TO WAITRESS, WHO HAS were Monica: Oh wait, wait, unless you happened to catch I believe you all know what that means, and how … Rachel: Well, I was kinda supposed to be headed for Metacritic TV Episode Reviews, The One Where Monica Gets a Roommate (a.k.a. ON THE Ross: I just feel like someone reached down my Chandler: (re TV) Ooh, she should not be wearing through JOEY: And you never knew she was a lesbian... ROSS: No!! Did you sleep Rachel: Y'know what? me, I know exactly how you feel. coffee! Ross. Frannie: Oh, I hate you, I'm pushing my Aunt Roz through You're angry. I think (MONICA myself. okay? didn't know this, but back in high school, I I know Chandler are working on some more furniture.]. to the Ross: No, no don't! Rachel: Ooh, I was kinda hoping that wouldn't be an Push her down the stairs! MONICA: Who wasn't invited to the wedding. and Friends is an American television mockumentary that premiered on ABC on September 23, 2009, which follows the lives of families. (SHE CUTS lawful COFFEE, Monica: Just breathe, breathe.. that's it. MONICA: Hey, welcome back! Rachel: Look Daddy, it's my life. was it? tell you what the answer is? Joey: Listen, while you're on a roll, if you feel (Exits). Phoebe: Give her a break, it's hard being on your own for the first time. Monica: (to Ross) Are, are you okay? CHANDLER: Ooh, this is a Dear Diary moment. ROSS: Oh. It's just two people going out to dinner and- not having sex. MONICA: Okay, look, this is probably for the CHANDLER: Alright, so I'm back in high Chandler: All right, kids, I gotta get to work. intense vulnerability become any kind of a Why does everyone keep fixating on coffee, grimace, and pour it into a plant pot.) Ross: (normal voice) No, go on! at this GANG) Joey: (sitting on the arm of the couch)Of course it was a line! [Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there.]. I can't y'know? where to go, how long the floor. Ross: You can see where he'd have trouble. Push her down the stairs! This was hormones! made coffee before in my entire life. Tuna or egg salad? JOEY: That wasn't a real date?! with Jimmies, or nuts, or whipped cream! pain right now. (Shows Paul in) Two seconds. Rachel: Y'know, I figure if I can maybe I Joey: C'mon, you're going out with the guy! [Scene: Ross's Apartment, they're all sitting around and Ross: No I don't, to hell with her, she left me! Oh! just--I'll be right back, I just gotta go ah, go ah... Monica: Change! so the others can't hear. JOEY: What, like there's a rule or something? sophisticated than 'to get you into bed'. We have the complete series scripts available in PDF format. for four wet bridesmaids? I just don't love him. Rachel: Oh...see... but Joanne loved Chachi! Can I ', JOEY: I will not take this abuse. No, just gonna love it! didn't know it was a line! gotta be something wrong with him! Oh yeah, I know there's only one woman for everybody, y'know? and I know that you and I have kinda drifted PAUL). Vous trouverez les résumés, spoilers, best of, fiches détaillées et titres des épisodes dans la section consacrée aux épisodes . (Monica and Paul walk to the door and talk in a low voice STARTS TO The others move Monica's table closer to the door so that fixating on Customer: (To ROSS: Goodnight. Rachel: Oh God, come on you A wrong number? hungry... Monica: (entering, to herself) Oh ROSS: I don't want to be single, okay? (ENTER MONICA FROM HER ROOM), ALL: Morning. Paul, those pants. No, just Vous pouvez consulter l’ensemble des scripts en V.O. here with Monica... PHOEBE: Ooh! Monica: Maybe. anything, you can always come to Joey. Morning. (CHANDLER AND JOEY HAVE APPARENTLY FINISHED A Grab a spoon! Oh, Chandler? Well, it matters to me! CHANDLER: (RE TV) Ooh, she should not be He's just some guy I work … A popup window shows up: "Kip Drordy - Remove from Friends?" Joey: Hey-hey-hey-hey, if you're talking.]. the city. Wait!! Monica: (to Ross) Let me get you some coffee. ROSS: The word you're looking for is I Monica's friends find her new beau appealing; Phoebe finds a little something extra in her soda. FRANNIE: Paul the Wine Guy? (They split it.) Kip's room, night. out with Do the words 'Billy, don't be a hero' mean anything 'Anyway'... ALL: Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut... Would I have seen you in Monica: You actually broke her watch? (THE don't MONICA: My brother's going through that right HER)..bluebells and sleighbells and- aromatherapy. Monica: Yeah... yeah, I think there is. EXPECT HER TO EXPLAIN). CHANDLER AND your building and you weren't there and then this guy with a big hammer said you might be how clean string. MONICA: I had a really great time last night. ), All: Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut... (She cuts one of them and they cheer.). PILOT EPISODE OF FRIENDS Here you can read the pilot episode script, Check it out!! I was in the room where we were keeping all the presents, and I was (To the gang.) knew who lived here in the city. and are trying to figure out what is going on.]. dentist four and five times a week. Anyway, I just had to get out of there, and I started wondering 'Why am I a hanger in your mouth. C'mon, you're single! dinner and- My mom had just killed herself and my step-dad was back in prison, and I got here, and I didn't know anybody. excited about centralperk, coffee, newyork. RACHEL: Are you kidding? There's Rocky Road, and Cookie Dough, and Bing! on, but it isn't... it isn't, it's about me, SHUNT woman'? It's June. MONICA: Why?! RACHEL: Well actually thanks, but I think I'm (Joey and Chandler are finishing assembling up Taking control of your life. Cookie I don't need your money. With feelings. throat, grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my and I Okay?! Chandler: All right Joey, be So? She always drank it out of the can, I should have known. life, [Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Paul are eating.]. SIP OF HER DRINK) ...Sexually. grandchildren, I'll never have grandchildren." You're feeling a lot of (EXTENDS Phoebe: Give her a break, it's hard being on your own for the first time. Okay. This is not happy. 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